How the Egos of High School Seniors Can Tarnish Their Logic
So yesterday I made a rare trip into campus so that I could study and so that I could refresh my memory as to what it actually looked like. I rarely go into campus because all my classes are down at the airport. From the time I reached the edge of campus and began my trek into those long forgotten lands, I felt like a Canadian Goose on interstate 65. I had made it through the hoards of people on state street just to be confronted with a new enigma. That little diagonal road that goes from the Quad to the engineering mall and that used to have two lanes and a median had totally been rearranged in a very awkward looking, at least to me, way. It now only had one lane that didn't even connect to the main road and the rest of it had turned into some kind of massive sidewalk. I hesitated momentarily as I plotted my course through this labyrinth of concrete, and then plunged forward to avoid the questioning glances of passerbys that no doubt wondered if I had actually ever seen campus before. Nearing the end of that canyon formed by the buildings on either side, I saw the familiar expanse of well manicured grassy plateau's sitting atop the very predictably shaped brick boxes of the engineering mall. Thank God for engineers and their lack of frequent change. After a couple of circles around the logically repetitive metal and concrete structure of the engineering fountain, I settled down on one of the concrete ledges that marked where the familiar warmth of the grass ended and the cold, lifeless concrete began. I slowly leaned back onto the concrete corner piece that resembled an upsidedown pineapple on steroids and began my intended mission of study.
Alright so now that I have that out of my system, I'll actually tell you the story I was going to post about. Remember how I had posted about feeling old? If not then you should read my blog more often. But anyway, all the changes in campus didn't help that. Then to top it off, when I was sitting there studying, a dad and his son, looking just about as lost as me, came up to me to ask for directions. Now, if they were looking for the worst person on campus to ask for directions, they found me. The dad walk up to me and asked where the buildings for management and liberal arts were while his son did his best to fool me into thinking that he wasn't related to that old man in any way, even though he had just walked up with him. He was paying no attention to my answer to the questions but rather intently studied the little tree about 5 feet from us enough to make me wonder if his dad shouldn't have been asking about the forestry building instead. Not being the ultimate source for information on management and liberal arts, I mumbled something about a heavy lawn, oh that's right Heavilon Hall and Krannert, don't ask me to spell it, and then suggested that he confirm my information with the next person he sees. And then I went home. The End!
Alright so now that I have that out of my system, I'll actually tell you the story I was going to post about. Remember how I had posted about feeling old? If not then you should read my blog more often. But anyway, all the changes in campus didn't help that. Then to top it off, when I was sitting there studying, a dad and his son, looking just about as lost as me, came up to me to ask for directions. Now, if they were looking for the worst person on campus to ask for directions, they found me. The dad walk up to me and asked where the buildings for management and liberal arts were while his son did his best to fool me into thinking that he wasn't related to that old man in any way, even though he had just walked up with him. He was paying no attention to my answer to the questions but rather intently studied the little tree about 5 feet from us enough to make me wonder if his dad shouldn't have been asking about the forestry building instead. Not being the ultimate source for information on management and liberal arts, I mumbled something about a heavy lawn, oh that's right Heavilon Hall and Krannert, don't ask me to spell it, and then suggested that he confirm my information with the next person he sees. And then I went home. The End!



